The Awkward Part

Not gonna lie… I like money. So feel free to hire me for one of these things:


I am not here to rob you of your hard-earned money. I am here to capture the best parts of your wedding day in a way that no smart phone can. I totally understand your desire to capture a large portion of your day via Instagram. (Selfies and Filters and Hashtags, oh my!) But what about the rest of the day? What about the moment the ceremony starts, you see the love of your life, and all your friends and family are looking at you instead of their SnapChat selfies? What then? What about those amazing portraits and fancy camera tricks that only a pro can pull off? Who’s gonna take those? Well that’s where I come in.

I offer my Wedding Sessions at two-, four-, or six-hour price-points. All of my clients will get two consultations, two photographers for maximum coverage, a USB of their edited full-resolution images, a photo book or canvas print, and a complimentary engagement session for those who want to get to know me a little better, which of course, you do. Obviously I’m awesome.


Are you planning your wedding in months instead of years? Are you regretting asking Aunt Mildred to shoot your wedding for free? Did your photog fall off the face of the planet? Occasionally I have openings mid-season, and am always happy to help a couple in need of a last-minute booking. Message me right meow to see if we can work some magic!


I am surprisingly good with individuals and couples. Like, you might fall a little bit more in love with yourself after I’m done with you. Regular sessions, including individuals, families, sweethearts, and engagements, start at $200.